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Feb 23, 2005
Feb 16, 2005
Death Pool 2005
Finally getting around to it, I'll update the actual web site in a few days..
1. Jake LaMotta
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Gerald Ford
4. Billy Graham
5. Charlton Heston
6. Don Knotts
7. Osama Bin Laden
8. Pope John Paul II
9. Richard Pryor
10. Margaret Thatcher
In 2004, the only person on my death list to die was Rodney Dangerfield - But keep in mind that I started it in June.. So for 2005, I'm starting it on February 16th.
Notables who've already died this year, I probably wouldn't have picked anyway. Johnny Carson's death took us all by surprise, for some reason I thought he would to be as old as Bob Hope. I wouldn't have picked Arthur Miller either.. I've replaced Rodney Dangerfield with Jake Lamotta, the Raging Bull. I was surprised to find that he wasn't dead yet, and he seemed like an obvious choice. The easy ones with known medical problems are: Thatcher, Pryor, Pope, and Heston.. Don Knotts is 81 this year and gerald ford and billy graham are getting up there as well - and I have a feeling their deaths will be like Carson's: sudden and unexpected.. The patriot in me cannot bear to remove Osama. My longshot remains Kirk Douglas.
1. Jake LaMotta
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Gerald Ford
4. Billy Graham
5. Charlton Heston
6. Don Knotts
7. Osama Bin Laden
8. Pope John Paul II
9. Richard Pryor
10. Margaret Thatcher
In 2004, the only person on my death list to die was Rodney Dangerfield - But keep in mind that I started it in June.. So for 2005, I'm starting it on February 16th.
Notables who've already died this year, I probably wouldn't have picked anyway. Johnny Carson's death took us all by surprise, for some reason I thought he would to be as old as Bob Hope. I wouldn't have picked Arthur Miller either.. I've replaced Rodney Dangerfield with Jake Lamotta, the Raging Bull. I was surprised to find that he wasn't dead yet, and he seemed like an obvious choice. The easy ones with known medical problems are: Thatcher, Pryor, Pope, and Heston.. Don Knotts is 81 this year and gerald ford and billy graham are getting up there as well - and I have a feeling their deaths will be like Carson's: sudden and unexpected.. The patriot in me cannot bear to remove Osama. My longshot remains Kirk Douglas.
Jan 23, 2005
she loves me, but doesn't know why
my wife had a concerned look on her face..
"you're doing what?"
"I'm going out to get bagels!!"
I was donning my gore-tex, assembling my gaitors and yaktrax onto my winter boots, velcroing this shut, velcroing that shut. Outside there was more than a foot of snow on the ground and 30mph winds with gusts to 50. it was 6:45am. And I had a huge smile on my face.
I was dissapointed, then, when the bagel shop that we love was closed. Bagel shops. closed on a sunday morning. there oughta be a law. unfazed, I walked in the other direction to see if the more-mediocre bagel shop was open. nope. longing for an excuse to be out in the storm, I started down main street towards the mexican food store so I could get tortillas. they were closed too.
i ended up getting bagels and coffee at dunkin donuts. oh well. it was fun, anyway.
last night at about 9pm I walked a mile to the suffern library, sat on the bench for ten minutes and then walked home. God I'm weird. But I manage to enjoy myself.
"you're doing what?"
"I'm going out to get bagels!!"
I was donning my gore-tex, assembling my gaitors and yaktrax onto my winter boots, velcroing this shut, velcroing that shut. Outside there was more than a foot of snow on the ground and 30mph winds with gusts to 50. it was 6:45am. And I had a huge smile on my face.
I was dissapointed, then, when the bagel shop that we love was closed. Bagel shops. closed on a sunday morning. there oughta be a law. unfazed, I walked in the other direction to see if the more-mediocre bagel shop was open. nope. longing for an excuse to be out in the storm, I started down main street towards the mexican food store so I could get tortillas. they were closed too.
i ended up getting bagels and coffee at dunkin donuts. oh well. it was fun, anyway.
last night at about 9pm I walked a mile to the suffern library, sat on the bench for ten minutes and then walked home. God I'm weird. But I manage to enjoy myself.
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