Apr 17, 2006

Funny stuff

J-Bob tells the cop I’m inside the studio with bleach on my hair and asks if he can wait for her to rinse it. Now, she swears he didn’t say anything more than “Yes, I’ll wait,” but I’m a realistic woman. I picture the conversation more like this:

J-Bob: “Oh Officer, could you please wait a few minutes? Because the woman who owns that car? That very, very red sports car in the tree over there? The one in neutral with the e-brake off? She’s inside my studio getting her hair bleached.”
Cop: “Well of course she is.”

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