Apr 26, 2006

quote of the week

"Usually no one deserves to get knuckled in the lips more than some passive aggressive middle aged bitch. Maybe if this happened more, they'd watch their fucking mouths."
- bio-smear

he's referring to this fine piece of comedy:

Apr 17, 2006

"The Mets have the best record in baseball"

that sounds so sweet.. let me say it again..
"The Mets have the best record in baseball"

oooooh... wow.. this is almost orgasmic..

"The Mets have the best record in baseball"

tonight, I tell my wife about the affect this is having on me..

"The Mets have the best record in baseball"

Funny stuff

J-Bob tells the cop I’m inside the studio with bleach on my hair and asks if he can wait for her to rinse it. Now, she swears he didn’t say anything more than “Yes, I’ll wait,” but I’m a realistic woman. I picture the conversation more like this:

J-Bob: “Oh Officer, could you please wait a few minutes? Because the woman who owns that car? That very, very red sports car in the tree over there? The one in neutral with the e-brake off? She’s inside my studio getting her hair bleached.”
Cop: “Well of course she is.”

read this in context here: